that's pussy babe!

beheeyem:

me posting about shit NO ONE fucking cares about besides me

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toadprince:

Tinder/HER profile with 5 pictures of the blandest and most forgettable looking straight woman and 1 blurry picture of the ugliest and baldest straight man anyone has ever seen: Looking for a 🦄 to do some 420 and make one of us cum for the first time in our depressing pathetic relationship 🍑🍆

venuselectrificata:

there are a lot of people on this website who are incredibly, flamboyantly wrong about things, but theyre also like……clearly in gigantic amounts of pain, and arguing with them on the internet isnt going to change the situation of either their wrongness or their pain

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toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

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samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

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gothgfs:

ppl getting offended that i want the queen to die….i think the british monarchy as a whole is just a colonial status symbol that has no place in modern society. the fact that ppl care so much abt royal weddings and royal drama is……sad. theyre just rich. they dont even have real power. its stupid as fuck

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poorlytimed:

orinocoflowbyenya:

i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

I deleted all the dumb arguments on here bc they were all like “this is funny!” “No it’s not she’s a liar!!” Here’s the things: its funny AND she’s a liar

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yashas-strong-arms:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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itsmecartoonistgirl:

wonderlandroundtwo:

suicideforthesoul:

Gay people don’t belong in the queer community, they’ve done too much damage as it is.

tumblr brand homophobia is such a unique form of it I can’t even comprehend his.

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hi, so im broke, lol

shabbosgay:

I have a job, but I start on the 7th, and probably won’t be paid for a few weeks, and I need $$ for transportation

I have paypal: paypal.me/quantumdata

and venmo: @shabbosgay 

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

flight attendants were right all along….

if u wanna help someone……….ya gotta make sure you put on your own oxygen mask first

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heavyweightheart:

not to #resist fun but an app like snapchat which digitally “enhances” the photos you take of yourself inevitably leads to greater dissatisfaction w your actual face in the same way that photoshopped images in media increase body dissatisfaction, but actually worse than that bc it’s an unrealistically enhanced version of you and therefore harder to dismiss or ignore

great example of this is a video on the buzzfeed channel ‘boldly’ where a woman literally gets surgery to look the same as when she uses facetune/snapchat filters

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fempuxk:

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